animal husbandry

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 05-Oct-2008 11:08:31

A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."

Post 2 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 05-Oct-2008 12:48:30

roflroflrofl! Sick, but hilarious! huge hugs

Cheers,
Simon

Post 3 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Sunday, 05-Oct-2008 18:29:27

omg becky, that is really sick, but it is funny, lmao :P.

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 05-Oct-2008 19:42:04

Does anyone else have that song "dirty deeds done with sheep" in their head's now? Just what I *didn't need. :P

Post 5 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 05-Oct-2008 20:08:13

lol that's sick but funny.

Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 06-Oct-2008 4:51:44

haha lol. thanks for the joke

Post 7 by Sweet Barbie (Account disabled) on Thursday, 16-Oct-2008 15:27:46

Uh I didn't get well i didn't laugh but found it very sick, LOL but it was good!

Post 8 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 13:13:36

Omg that's fuckin sick, but lol.

Post 9 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 12:58:57

Sick, but funny. So a bitch, cow, and a pig! Wow, did he get lucky.